whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Randomize
