honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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