just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I feel like a drive thru vagina
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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