Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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