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I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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