i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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