Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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