wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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