his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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