Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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