Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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