i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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