I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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