Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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