Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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