So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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