So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
She's the barista slut.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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