We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
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