loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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