normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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