420 ftw
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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