Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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