was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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