Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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