He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
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