i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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