So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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