everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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