Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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