May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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