i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
and she was petting her beer can
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Heβs like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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