She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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