We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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