what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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