I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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