Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
You need a sexual gate keeper
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I need water and some morals
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
There are leaves in my underwear?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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