RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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