Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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