I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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