i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I wish i was in the wii world.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Vodka?
Forever.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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