I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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