Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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