How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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