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(530): View more from California

No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.

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(613): View more from Ontario

I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?

(732): View more from New Jersey

No, I did. It's a long story.

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(614): View more from Ohio

I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence

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(905): View more from Ontario

foreskin is a definite game changer

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(585): View more from New York

I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?

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(434): View more from Virginia

So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?

(703): View more from Virginia

Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.

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