so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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