with your own penis?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Randomize
