Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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