Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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