what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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