Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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