If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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