Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize
