Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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