Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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