Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Someone shit on the floor
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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