im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
This house was built for laser tag.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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