I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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