The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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